Our line of high-fiber, plant-based, and gluten-free cereals help you maintain good gut health with the power of superseed ingredients like chia seeds, hemp seeds, buckwheat, and oats.
Isn’t THIS the truth.
I’m no stranger to gut and intestinal issues – boy can you tell in my disposition if neither of those are having the best day – I’m simply not “mind happy.”
But, HOLY CRAP, does “Holy Crap” make me feel good in any and every way.
It’s got ALL the good stuff.
Seriously.
We’re here to help (you poop).
“Our line of high-fiber, plant-based superseed cereals helps you maintain good gut health. When you create a healthy gut, you create a happy mind.”
Of course you’ve heard of the gut-brain connection, right? AND, how “health” and wellness in both areas leads to a healthy heart, a healthy soul, a healthy body, a healthy immune system, and simply heavenly disposition: HOLY CRAP 💩😁
This, and sleeping, are my two favorite things in the world.
If you didn’t know me well enough before to really “ingest” this trait of mine, well, now you do.
THUS, Boost Your Immune System with ALL These Superfoods.
I’m no stranger to the ingredients in Holy Crap cereals: chia seeds, hemp hearts, buckwheat, and a little cinnamon spice. That’s it.
You soak a few Tablespoons with another few Tablespoons of good old H2O (or plant based milk of your choice), and viola! In a few minutes, you’ve got yourself a super tasty, duper textured, gut-mind delight. This has truly become my new routine.
In additional to my FAVORITE just basic Holy Crap cereal (which you can scoop on top of anything – steel coat oats, cooked buckwheat or rice, yogurt – dairy free – pudding parfaits, dairy free ice cream, NUT BUTTERS, or even stir in with your favorite protein powder for a really THICK delight – then options are endless), a few flavors are available as well:
-Apple Cinnamon
-Blueberry Apricot
-Mango Coconut
-Maple + Gluten Free Oats
In all honesty, with the Natural being my most favorite selection, I really enjoy the “swelling” of the dried fruit in the other varieties. After just a few minutes of soaking, these fruit babies plump up into sincere perfection!
And, I was a bit skeptical about the oat mixture (maple is not my favorite flavor), but I actually loved it!
Now that this is part of my daily routine (Holy Crap), which I’ll never give up, I struggle to decide which flavor to fortify my system. DECISIONS, Decisions, decisions – which, some days leads me to indulge in more than just one! 😁
Give it a try today. YOU: your gut, your mind, your tastebuds, and everything about you will not be sorry- In fact, you’ll be Craving4More Holy Crap Cereal in no time!
